It's a fact of life: Sometimes, weird shit happens.
--Occasionally, avian mortality is forcefully illustrated.
--Frequently, old dudes with moustaches are resurrected from the coaching crypt to re-lead their former teams.
--Rarely, though, does a dookie-poo team win a MAJOR LEAGUE baseball game without notching a single hit.
If such piss-poor beisbol depresses you, watch this for the zillionth time. (Just don't remember the fact that this guy used to be an owner!)